Make a dildo like your lover

The idea of turning your own cock into a Frankenstein composite is something that should be subject to discussion before such a procedure is ever made possible. Besides, that bird seed ain't buying itself. The next day, I did what I set out to do: Created the mold, poured the mold and pushed my dick into the oatmeal-like mixture. This fun, body-safe penis casting kit is available in 8 colors! What happened next was more stressful than the new Mission Impossible movie. Then I couldn't believe I was drawing a parallel between Hugh Hefner and myself.