To get hand job during massage

She tells me in broken English and hand gestures that I should disrobe, don a towel, and lie down on the table. A woman at the front desk tells us we don't need an appointment and that our respective masseuses will retrieve us momentarily. You know, scented candles, soothing ambient music, low lights, etc. Every place I've been usually high end spas , it seems like it would be so out of place it doesn't even have to be stated We don't really want to touch someone who's covered in grease or grime. For a while he had a side gig at a 5-star hotel that offered massage in its health club, but outside of health club hours, also offered in-room massage by appointment.

Apparently there had been several raids on massage parlors in the neighborhood lately. I mean, it's not like you can look on Yelp and see which times are more popular to get a quickie. I would think it was awesome. As nervous as I was about the whole thing, there was no way I was leaving with just a half-assed regular massage.